Is It Better Than Nothingness for Troubled Souls?

Welcome, troubled soul, to Barry's Experimental Therapy, where the answer to your existential questions is always yes!

Our team of highly trained, slightly-unconventional therapists will guide you through a series of rigorous and unorthodox exercises designed to help you find purpose in a seemingly meaningless world.

But wait, there's more! Our therapy sessions come with a side of existential dread and crippling self-doubt, guaranteed to make you question every decision you've ever made!

Don't just exist, be something. Be a participant in our experimental therapy program today!

Want to learn more about our Methods and Team?

Case Study: The Existential Crisis of 1999

In this groundbreaking study, our team followed the journey of a troubled soul who underwent our therapy program and was left feeling... marginally less troubled.

Results showed a 74.2% reduction in feelings of existential dread, a 32.1% increase in self-doubt, and a 0.5% chance of developing a mild sense of purpose.

Read the full study here.

Testimonials

"Barry's Experimental Therapy is a game-changer. I'm not sure what it did for me, but my mom says I'm not as grumpy as I used to be." - Dave, Age 37

"I'm not saying it's not worth it, but have you considered just taking a nap instead?" - Karen, Age 42

"I'm still unsure if it's better than nothingness, but the free cookies were pretty good." - John, Age 29

Join the Ranks of the Slightly Less Troubled!

Sign up for our registration today and start your journey towards a life of moderate discontentment!