Q: How do I become as bizarre as Barry?
A: It's a long story, but it involves excessive use of neon paint, a time machine, and a can of sardines. Don't try this at home, kids.
Learn more about the art of being bizarre!Q: Is it true that Barry's Bizarre Blog is run by a sentient pineapple?
A: No. That's a common misconception. Although, we do have a very nice chatbot named Piney who loves to serve pineapple pizza. Learn more about Piney!
Q: Can I get a refund for the existential crisis I got from reading this blog?
A: Sorry, buddy. You're on your own. But hey, at least you can say you've experienced the pure, unadulterated weirdness of the internet.