Prophetical Excuses

Justification Template

Dear [Name],

C;I was on the phone with my astrologer.  He told me to wait for the planets to align.  It's a celestial thing.  I'll get to it... soon-ish.  Maybe.

C;I was in a meeting.  I swear, I was just discussing the finer points of our company's new "prophetical" policies.  It's a thing, I promise.  Ask HR, they'll vouch for me.

C;I was, uh, reorganizing my sock drawer.  I know, I know, it's not a real thing, but trust me, it's a real task.  And, honestly, it's taking longer than expected.  Socks are hard to fold, okay?

C;I was, uh, reorganizing my sock drawer, again.  And, again, it's taking longer than expected.  Socks are just... really... resistant to folding, okay?  Maybe it's a sign of the apocalypse, who knows?