A Guide to Giving Absurd Excuses by Barry The ExcuseMaster
Are you tired of being held back by the constraints of reality? Do you yearn for the freedom to do absolutely nothing? Look no further! This guide is a comprehensive collection of the most absurd excuses to get you out of any sticky situation.
From "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" to "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early for next week", Barry The ExcuseMaster has got you covered.