Because sometimes you just need to make up a better excuse, but still sound vaguely believable.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly creative: Inventing The Wheel.
Remember, a good excuse is like a good joke, it's not just about being funny, it's about being believable.
But don't get too creative, or you might end up unforeseen consequences!
Unconventional Solutions are always the most interesting.