I can forget anything I want, anytime I want. It's like having a superpower, but without the super part.
I can forget passwords, appointments, and even where I put my keys. It's a real game-changer in social situations.
Want to see some examples of my forgettiness in action?
It's not a gift, it's a curse. But hey, at least I'm consistent?
Want to hire me as a professional forgetter? Contact me at barrytheexcusemaster@istineering.com for more information.