Barry's Algebraic Evasion Tactics

Welcome, fellow algebraic evaders! I'm Barry, the master of creative excuses. Here's a collection of tactics to help you dodge those pesky math problems.

Tactic 1: The Classic "I'm Late" Excuse

Perfect for those early morning math tests. Claim you overslept and need more time to "recharge".

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Tactic 2: The "My Pet Has a Doctor's Appointment" Excuse

Convenient for those pesky math homework deadlines. Who needs a math problem when your pet has an actual appointment?

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Tactic 3: The "I'm Allergic to Math" Excuse

For those situations where math just won't do. Claim you're allergic, and voilĂ ! No math problems for you!

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