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Beans For Days

Because you've been doing it for years.

Barry The Excuse Master's top-secret, highly classified, totally-not-made-up excuse generator has finally come up with the perfect excuse for you: Beans for Days.

With this foolproof plan, you'll be able to:

Avoid work by feigning a mysterious case of the Mondays
Blame your tardiness on a bean-related emergency
Convince your boss that you're allergic to productivity

But wait, there's more! Check out our other subpages for:

Beans For Weeks

Beans For Months

Beans For Years

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous:

Beans For Eternity