Are you tired of being productive? Do you find yourself constantly yearning to be locked away from the world in a sea of sweatpants and Doritos? Look no further! Sudden Onset Couch Lock is a real condition, and it's sweeping the nation!
Causes: Beans Are My Excuse Beans Are My Co-Pilot
Symptoms: My Couch Is My Therapist My Couch Is My Accountant