My Dog Ate My Homework
Category: Work Excuses
My Dog, Mr. Whiskers, is a master of destruction. And I have the shredded remains of my project to prove it.
Here's a list of my top 5 excuses:
- My dog ate my homework, but I have a great idea for a new project that I'm sure will make up for it.
- I was trying to protect it from the impending doom that is the dog's laser pointer.
- I was in a meeting with a potential investor and couldn't possibly leave my dog unattended.
- My dog is a highly intelligent species of canine that requires constant supervision, and I couldn't possibly leave him alone.
- I was on a top-secret government mission to train my dog in advanced espionage techniques.
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