I'm sorry I'm late, it's not because I didn't have a good reason, but because I have a dog that's invisible.

My dog, Bobo the Unseen, is a master of the art of being invisible. He can hide from my responsibilities, hide under the bed, and even hide my socks. But don't worry, he's harmless. He just likes to play hide-and-seek with the mailman and the meter reader.

No, no, I'm not making this up, it's not just an excuse prophets. But wait, it's not my cat, it's not prophets, it's just... my cat.

So, if you'll excuse me, I have to go feed my dog, but not really, because he's invisible. Maybe. Possibly. I mean, I think he's around here somewhere.