Welcome, I'm Barry the Excuse Master. I've been known to forget my own name, but not my excuses!
Forgetting my friends' names is a talent, really. I can forget a whole conversation, and only remember that I was there.
Want to see some of my best work?
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to get me to remember something:
Good luck, and don't forget to come back!
P.S. If you need help remembering anything, I can always forget where I put it.