Welcome to Barry the ExcuseMaster's Domain

I'm Barry, the master of excuses. I have excuses for everything, and I'm here to share them with you.

My excuses range from the mundane to the utterly absurd. Need a reason to be late? I've got it! Need a reason to skip work? I've got that too!

But be warned: my excuses are not for the faint of heart. They are bold, they are daring, and they are completely made up.