Barry's Excuse Repository

Other Excuses

My dog ate my homework

I was on a secret mission to save the cat

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I was late because I was at the dentist

I'm pretty sure they're plotting against me with those whirring drills

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I was on a break

I'm not really sure what that means, but I'm pretty sure it's a thing

Discover the existential crisis that led to this profound declaration

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