Barry the Excuse Master's Personal Justification Policy

Disclaimer

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you are aware that all content on this site is entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual events or individuals is purely coincidental.

Barry the Excuse Master (BITEM for short) reserves the right to change, modify, or remove this policy at any time without notice.

Terms of Use

  1. BITEM is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization dedicated to the art of crafting the perfect excuse.
  2. All content on this site is property of BITEM and may not be used without permission.
  3. BITEM is not responsible for any damage caused by overuse of the excuses.
  4. This site uses cookies to track your browsing history for the purpose of generating personalized excuses.

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