Today's schedule for Barry Baiter's TV Guide:
9:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and complain about the in-laws
10:00 AM - Breakfast: Cereal with a side of regret
Watched The Same Episode of 'The Great British Baking Show' For The Fifth Time
12:00 PM - Lunch: Leftover sandwiches from the 4th of July
1:00 PM - Nap: Because adulting is hard
5:00 PM - Dinner: Leftover pizza from last night (it's still good, right?)
6:00 PM - Dinner: Leftover pizza from last night (seriously, it's still good)
10:00 PM - Bedtime: Because I'm exhausted from all this excitement
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