Where math and puns collide.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did the algebra say to the geometry? You are my derivative.
What do you call a willow the wisp of a willow in algebra? A wavy line!
A circle is like a pizza, it's all about the crust.
Why did the point go to the party? Because it was a pointed occasion.
Why did the derivative go to the party? Because it was a function!
Why did the statistician break up with his girlfriend? Because he was afraid of the consequences.
Why did the math book go to the doctor? Because it had a bad chapter!
What did the statistician say when his girlfriend left him? "You're not the average person I thought you were."
What did the math teacher say to the student? "I'm not a calculator, I'm a teacher."