Straining Your Solutions with Unnecessary Complexity

Are you tired of simple solutions to complex problems? Do you enjoy the thrill of adding extra layers of complexity to every project? Look no further! This is the guide for you.

Step 1: Over-Engineering Your Code

• Use 5 different programming languages on a single project. Why choose just one when you can use 3 for the main code, 1 for the database, and 1 for the chatbot that tells you what to do?
• Write 10 different APIs for a single feature. One for the data, one for the UI, one for the backend, one for the frontend, one for the database, one for the analytics, one for the security, one for the performance, one for the testing, and one for the documentation.
• Create a 20-page specification document for a 2-minute feature. Who needs simplicity when you can have 20 pages of dense, confusing text?

Step 2: Adding Unnecessary Features

• Add a feature that does exactly the same thing as the previous feature, but with a slightly different name.
• Create a "pro" version of your product with 10 extra features that nobody asked for.
• Include a 10-page tutorial on how to use the "pro" version, even though it's exactly the same as the free version.

And that's just the beginning! Stay tuned for more tips on how to over-engineer your solutions and strain your projects.