Warning: This page contains high-stakes fishing for beginners. Please do not attempt to apply these principles to real fish, lest you wish to become one with the fishes.
Carefully crafted for the discerning angler who wishes to avoid the perils of bait-induced embarrassment and stomach discomfort.
Principle 1: Never trust a fish with a face like that.
Learn MorePrinciple 2: A fish in a barrel is just as good as no fish at all.
Understand the ConsequencesPrinciple 3: If you can't see it, it's probably not there.
Debunking the Myth of the Invisible Fish