The Prophets of the Apocalypse: Because someone's gotta warn you about the impending doom

Prophets: Our Methods of Madness

• Prophet of Doom ( warning: graphic content)
• Prophet of Love (don't worry, it's still apocalyptic)
• Prophet of Pizza (because the end of the world will be a real saucy affair)

Warning: Our prophecies are 99% accurate and 1% completely made up. Don't @ us.