Chapter 1: The Anatomy of a Pint
A good defense starts with a good foundation. Learn about the different types of pint glasses and how to choose the right one for the job.
The Physics of Pint DynamicsChapter 2: The Art of Pint Placement
Where you place your pint can make all the difference between a safe and a spilled pint. Learn the secrets of optimal pint positioning.
Defensive Pint TechniquesChapter 3: Pint-to-Pint Combat
The ultimate test of a beer drinker's skill: taking down an opponent's pint without getting splashed. Master the ancient art of pint-to-pint combat.
The Pint Shield