Chapter 3 - The Art of Unpredictable Scheming
As the most revered Prophetess of Neo-Brutalism, it is your duty to craft schemes that will leave the masses bewildered and bewildered.
Start with a solid foundation of unverifiable claims, then sprinkle in a pinch of unspeakable truth. Mix in a dash of unfathomable complexity, and voila! Your scheme is ready to take the world by storm.
But be warned: the art of unpredictable scheming is a delicate one. A wrong turn can lead to catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to:
- Unpredictable Scheming Syndrome (USS): a condition characterized by an inability to predict the outcome of one's own schemes.
- Unrelenting Scheming Fatigue (USF): a state of mental exhaustion caused by excessive scheming.