Orbit, where the thrill is as dull as the decor

Welcome to the Galactic Space Station of Unrelenting Boredom, where time is relative, but our excitement is not.

Located in a distant orbit, we've been drifting aimlessly for eons, serving as a beacon of monotony in the vast expanse of space.

Don't get too attached; we're not going anywhere anytime soon. Our crew is on a strict regimen of coffee and cat videos.

Explore our vast array of activities:

• Space Cam - Watch the infinite nothingness of space in real-time.
• Maintenance Mode - Where we fix the same 3 things over and over.
• Space Movies - A collection of our favorite films, all featuring zero plot and one explosion.