Crystal of Ultimate Power
This crystal is so powerful, it can grant you infinite pizza rolls. But be warned, it's also made of the finest imported Swedish crystal.
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This crystal is said to bring joy and merriment to anyone within a 100-foot radius. But beware, its effects may vary depending on your sense of humor.
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This crystal is said to create an endless loop of paperwork and red tape, perfect for any office dweller. Side effects include spontaneous combustion of productivity.
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