Why Binge-Watch?
Because why not?! It's the most efficient way to learn about the human condition, the art of television programming, and the secrets of the snack food industry.
Plus, it's a great way to develop a strong stomach and a weaker sense of self-discipline.
Popular Binge-Watching Methods:
- The Purist: No breaks, no distractions, just you and the remote control.
- The Marathoner: Binge-watch with friends, or not, because who needs friends, really?
- The Power-Viewer: The most efficient way to binge, with minimal sleep and maximal snacks.