Give your money to us, and we'll use it to buy 100% organic, free-range, artisanal, gluten-free, non-GMO, vegan cat food for our CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers.
We're not a charity, we're a lobbying organization. Our mission is to convince the government to make cat food subsidies a thing.
Don't bother checking our financials, we're a non-profit, but not really.
Donate now, and receive a free t-shirt that's only 50% as comfortable as our competitors' t-shirts.
Don't forget to read the fine print before donating, or you might end up with a lost cause on your hands.
Or just donate already, we'll take it.