Welcome to BlackBox, where the only thing more oppressive than the paperwork is the paperwork itself.

Here, we have:

• Red Tape - Because who needs actual work to be done?
• Bureaucracy - Where every form is a maze of confusion and every meeting is a hostage situation.
• Regulatory Compliance - Because freedom is just a word, but paperwork is forever.

And don't even get us started on Forms.

Enjoy your stay in BlackBox. May your soul be crushed by the weight of paperwork.