Black Hole Bungee Jumping: The Thrill of Freefalling
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Imagine the rush of freefalling towards the event horizon of a massive black hole, your stomach in your throat as the fabric of space-time tries to pull you in. But don't just imagine it - wrestle the laws of physics to experience it for yourself!
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