Chapter 1: The Discovery
Blerg's journey began on a planet called Zorgon, where the air was thick with the scent of sizzling meat and the sound of sizzling vegetables.
He met a wise old Zorgonian who taught him the art of Extreme Pasty-making, which involves applying 17 different types of sauce to a single piece of pastry.
Blerg was a natural, and soon he was making pasties like a pro.
He returned to Earth, but his newfound skills were met with skepticism by his fellow Earthlings.
He decided to travel to G'Night to learn the art of Disco-dancing, where he met a charming G'Nightian named Zara who taught him the secrets of the universe.
And so the story continues...