Blind Opening Techniques | The Art of Not Seeing What's Coming

Mastering the Art of Blindness

Blind opening techniques are a delicate dance of not seeing what's coming. It's not just about not looking, it's about being completely oblivious to the impending doom or joy that's about to be unleashed upon you.

Techniques for the Truly Clueless

The Art of Staring at the Ground

Stare at the ground for an extended period of time. It's the perfect way to tune out your surroundings and not notice the impending doom or surprise that's lurking around the corner.

The Art of Talking to Yourself in the Third Person

Engage in deep conversations with yourself, but in the third person. It's a great way to not notice the conversation you're having with someone else.

The Art of Not Looking at the Menu

When presented with a menu, stare at it with a mixture of confusion and terror. It's the perfect way to not notice the delicious food options that are staring back at you.