Blind-Size-Analysis

Welcome to the most thrilling analysis of sizes, blindfolded and unapologetic! Here you'll discover the intricacies of measuring things that don't quite fit, like the circumference of a sentient jellyfish or the diameter of a well-placed trombone.

Popular Sizes

• Inches of Doom
• Feet of Fun
• Smegs of Disco

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Experimental Sizes

• Quargs of Quandry
• Flibberflibber Flabberflabbers
• Flumplenooks of Flibberness