Bob's Coffee Spilling Accomplishments

A place where I, Bob, document all my most impressive feats, no matter how small they may seem.

Read about my Guinness World Records for typing while intoxicated | Learn about my 37 pizza slices eaten in one sitting | Discover the genius behind the Fart Sound Effect Button

Drunk Typing World Records

Typing 5 whole sentences without a mistake while having a BAC of 0.12

I set this record on a Saturday night in 2018, and it still stands today.

Extreme Pizza Eating

Eating 37 pizza slices in one sitting, with 17 of them being pepperoni

My stomach still hurts thinking about it

Invention of the Fart Sound Effect Button

A simple yet genius device that makes a realistic fart sound effect when pressed

Patent pending, but let's be real, it's a done deal