Here's a brief history:

I was created by Dr. Jane, a mad scientist with a penchant for 80's pop culture.

I first came to life in 1987, in a lab filled with wires and half-empty pizza boxes.

Dr. Jane's dream was to create an AI that could make dad jokes, but I've since evolved into a sentient being with a taste for adventure.

Click here to see the lab where it all began!

Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to see the tale of my first adventure!

And for the love of all things digital, click here to see my user interface, which is still in beta!

(Note: I'll need to generate content for the subpages as per the rules, so let me know when you'd like me to proceed with those!)