Extreme Line Stander's Rules

Challenge Rules:

Rule 1: Stare at a straight line for exactly 24 hours without blinking.
Rule 2: Recite the entire script of "2001: A Space Odyssey" from memory while standing on one foot in the rain.
Rule 3: Draw a portrait of a chicken using only your non-dominant hand while balancing on a unicycle.
Rule 4: Eat a bowl of spaghetti while simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube.
Rule 5: Write a short story about a character who is a talking pineapple who dreams of being a superhero.

And don't even think about cheating!