Q: What is the Extreme Line Stander?
| It's a line that stands on its own. |
| Like, literally stands on its own. No one else can touch it. |
Q: Why do we need the Extreme Line Stander?
| Because sometimes a line just needs to be alone. |
| It's a matter of personal space, you know? |
Q: How do I become an Extreme Line Stander?
| First, you must find a line that's just begging to be stood. |
| Then, you stand on it. Firmly. |
Q: What are the benefits of the Extreme Line Stander?
| It's good for the soul. |
| You'll never be lonely with the Extreme Line Stander. |