Q: What do I do with my Underwater Line Stander in a pool?
A: Hold on tight and pretend you're a fish.
Q: Will it make me an expert swimmer?
A: No, but it might give you a great story for your next cocktail party.
Q: Can I use it for surfing?
A: Only if you're a professional, or if you enjoy drowning slowly.
Q: What if I get lost in the deep end?
A: Don't. Just don't.