Bob's Secret Designs For World Domination
A Collection of Genius, Mostly
The Master Plan
Phase 1: Infiltrate Local Baking Circuits
- Recruit 5-10 loyal bakers, preferably with a penchant for sourdough
- Deploy a network of hidden, underground bread carts
- Gradually replace local yeast with genetically modified, hyper-activated yeast
The Ultimate Endgame
Phase 2: Activate the Bread-Tron 3000, a 100-foot tall, city-block-sinking monolith
- Rally the people with free, artisanal bread and a promise of eternal freshness
- Seize control of the city's pastry supply chain
- Declare bread independence and establish the New Bread Order
But wait, there's more!
Subplots
Bob gets a Loaf: A Tale of Bread and Redemption