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Caution: These jokes are so bad, they might just cause permanent brain damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

There is no reason why the chicken crossed the road. In fact, we're not even sure if the chicken exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? (Unfunny version)

What do you call a bear with no eyes, nose, or teeth?

We have no idea, and we're too lazy to care.

Bears with no eyes, nose, or teeth. (More of the same)

Why did the math book look so sad?

We're not really sure. Maybe it was the math.

Math Puns (The ones we're not ashamed to admit to)

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