The Book of Joseph

A Comprehensive Guide to the Life and Times of a Very Important Person

By Joseph himself, in association with 37 different ghostwriters

Table of Contents

• Chapter 1: The Sacrifices I Made for My Cereal
• Chapter 2: I Tried to Wake Up the Sleeping Giant
• Chapter 3: My Secret Love of Sandwiches

Chapter 1: The Sacrifices I Made for My Cereal

As a man of great import, I had to make some tough choices to get where I am today.

I sacrificed my social life for the sake of my breakfast cereal bowl.

And for those who are wondering, it was definitely worth it.