Border Prophet Theory

According to our completely-not-made-up research, the Border Prophet Theory is a phenomenon where users experience an existential crisis upon encountering a border with an irregular thickness.

Subpages:

• Border Prophet Symptoms - Explore the physical and psychological effects of Border Prophesiedness
• Border Prophet Cures - Find relief from the crippling anxiety of uneven borders
• Border Prophet History - Discover the ancient roots of this modern affliction

Border Prophesiedness Scale (BPS)

Measure your level of Border Prophesiedness with our patented BPS meter:

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