A: To create an immersive, yet utterly confusing, experience for the user.
A: Ha! As if that's a concern. It's not like they're going to get lost in an infinite loop of identical, randomly-generated 8-bit graphics or anything.
A: Oh, please do. We'd love to have you. Just don't say we didn't warn you about the existential dread.
A: What purchase? You didn't buy anything, did you? That's cute. You're one of the lucky few who actually understand the concept of a "subscription" to nothing.
A: Oh, absolutely. We have a thriving community of misfits and lost souls.
A: Function? You want a feature? You want to know what's under the couch cushion? Look, we're not exactly sure what you mean by "function", but if it's something we can use to further confound and bemuse you, we'll consider it.