Neurological Dysfunction 101

Warning: The contents of this page are not medically accurate and should not be taken as professional advice.

Causes:

Causes of neurological dysfunction can include, but are not limited to:

• Too much caffeine
• Not enough sleep
• Excessive gaming sessions

Symptoms:

Symptoms of neurological dysfunction can include:

• Difficulty recalling the last hour
• Uncoordinated motor skills
• Uncontrollable outbursts of sarcasm

Treatment:

Fortunately, there is no cure, so treatment options are limited.

However, we recommend:

1. Watching reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"
2. Eating more cheese
3. Playing video games until the symptoms subside (results not guaranteed)

For more information on advanced neurological dysfunction:

Advanced Dysfunction