Escape Plan Phase 1: The Initial Panic

Objective: Survive the Cubicle

Phase 1 of the escape plan focuses on preparing for the impending doom that is the 9-to-5 grind. The first step is to familiarize oneself with the break room's emergency exit routes. Identify potential hiding spots and plan for optimal snack acquisition.

• Step 1: Map the Break Room - Learn the layout of the break room and locate potential escape routes
• Step 2: Stock up on Snacks - Gather essential energy sources for survival
• Step 3: Prepare for the Worst - Develop a plan for when things get really bad

Recommended Reading:

Breakroom-Barricade Guide (PDF) - A comprehensive guide to surviving the break room