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About Brian

Brian is a 30-year-old professional snail trainer and amateur accordion player from New Jersey. He loves to collect vintage typewriters and eat Cheetos by the bucketload.

When not busy writing this blog, Brian enjoys playing video games for 12 hours straight, watching cat videos, or attempting to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent eating a single bowl of spaghetti.

Visit Brian's Accordion Collection to see some of his favorite instruments.

Recent Posts

The Tale of a Thousand Cheetos

The Art of Snail Whispering

The Great Cheetos Cookbook

Contact Brian for a chance to win a year's supply of Cheetos