BROKEN PRINTER

Warning: This printer is broken. It will print, but not actually print. It will just print the same page over and over and over again.

Features:

• Prints the same page forever
• Has a prophetsical glow effect that will make you question your sanity
• Prints in a variety of bold, eye-searing colors
• Guaranteed to drive you mad in under 10 pages

How it works:

Just put in the paper, press the button, and... well, just press the button over and over. The printer will take care of the rest.

Subpages:

• Printer Is Just Printing Your Emails
• Prints Everything But The Important Things
• Prints In Reverse English
• Prints Your Self To Death

Disclaimer:

By using this printer, you agree to hold us harmless for any damage caused by excessive use or existential dread. Use at your own risk.