Welcome to the Brontosaurus-Sized Bed for the Discerning Dinosaur

Are you tired of sleeping in cramped, plebeian quarters? Do you demand the space to sprawl like the majestic Brontosaurus of legend? Look no further!

Our Brontosaurus-Sized Bed features:

• Enough room to lay 17 Brontosaurus heads on its side
• Thick, black, Brontosaurus-skin mattress for ultimate comfort
• Four posts made from the strongest Brontosaurus bones

But wait, there's more!

Check out our subpages for more information:

• Brontosaurus-Sized Bed Specifications
• Brontosaurus-Sized Bed Testimonials
• Brontosaurus-Sized Bed Care Instructions