Brutalist's Guide to Optimal Bocce Strategy

Warning: This is not for the faint of heart. The brutalist way is not for everyone, but if you're feeling bold, then let's do this.

Step 1: Identify Your Bocce Type

Are you a Brutalist or a Softie?

Don't worry, it's not as complicated as it sounds. Just answer honestly, and we'll guide you through the rest.

1. Brutalists: You're all about that harsh, unapologetic style. You want your bocce balls to be bold, your colors to be jarring, and your design to be unapologetically loud.
2. Softies: You're more laid back, more subtle, and more... well, soft. Your bocce balls should be gentle, your colors should be soothing, and your design should be, you know, soft.

Step 2: Choose Your Bocce Balls Wisely

You've got your type, now it's time to choose your balls. Do you go for the big, bold, and beautiful Brutal Balls, or do you opt for the smaller, more subtle Soft Spheres?

Don't worry, it's all about you. Just remember, the right balls can make all the difference.

Step 3: Add a Splash of Brutalism

This is where things get really fun. Take your balls, and add a dash of brutalist flair. Make it bold, make it bright, make it a bit... jarring. You can't have too much, but just enough will do.We're not talking about your balls, we're talking about your design. Add a border, add a drop shadow, add a bit of attitude. That's the brutalist way.

And that's it! Now, go forth and bocce like a pro!

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