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Brutalist Disaster Response: Where Chaos Meets Order

When the apocalypse comes, we'll be ready. Or maybe not. Probably not. But we'll try.

Our team of highly trained, slightly-competent professionals will do their best to:

Not trip over our own feet during the evacuation
Not spill coffee on our uniforms
Not argue over who gets to control the last remaining donut

Stay tuned for more updates on our disaster response efforts, including:

Brutalist Food Fight: Where our team's stress relief strategies come to life
Brutalist Crisis Management: Because even in the face of catastrophe, someone has to do the paperwork
Brutalist Emergency Kit: The essentials you'll need to survive the coming apocalypse (including a fire extinguisher, but only if we can find the instructions)

And remember: in a world gone mad, there's only one thing that'll get you through the apocalypse: Brutalist Disasters

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