Our Rules Are Meaningless

We've got a bunch of arbitrary rules, but let's be real, who cares?

Rule 1: We have no rules, but we'll make up some if it sounds good.

Rule 2: Don't do what we say, do what we mean, but not really.

Rule 3: If you break a rule, we'll make up a new one to punish you.

Want to learn more about our completely fabricated rules?

• Rulebook
• Rule Enforcement: The Fun Part