The Bubblegum Jellybean Institute: A Study in Excessive Sodium Consumption

Warning: The following content is highly addictive and may lead to spontaneous combustion, spontaneous singing, or spontaneous outbursts of patriotism.

We at the Bubblegum Jellybean Institute are proud to announce that our latest study on excessive sodium consumption has reached a breakthrough: We've figured out how to make you eat more bubblegum jellybeans than a human should ever be able to.

Using our patented "Sodium-O-Matic" technology, we've created a machine that injects an endless supply of bubblegum jellybeans into your mouth, forcing you to consume more and more of these tasty, crunchy treats.

Our team of scientists (okay, it's just Dr. Bubblegumstein) have been working around the clock to perfect this machine, and we're proud to announce that it's ready for human testing.

So, if you're ready to take the challenge and risk permanent damage to your arteries, sign up for our clinical trials and experience the rush of excessive sodium consumption for yourself!

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